A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day,
carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak
with the president of the bank to open a savings account
because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally
ushered her into the president's office. The bank president
then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She
replied, "$5,165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all
this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $525,000
that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can
never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $525,000 that my balls
are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a
lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow
at 10:00 am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,
turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly
checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely
no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She
introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet.
"$525,000 says the president's balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady
asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The
president complied. The little old lady peered closely at
his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$525,000 is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging
his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady,
"What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $5,100,000 that at
10:00 am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's
balls in my hand."
2006-12-11 08:06:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i thought i had read your best tonite but i was wrong that was hilarious
2006-12-11 08:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Too Funny!
2006-12-11 08:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard about covering your bets but this is brilliant once again
2006-12-12 02:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that called hedgeing your bets ? haha
2006-12-11 08:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was tooo funny!! I like it
2006-12-12 04:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
2006-12-11 08:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lucy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one
2006-12-11 08:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it! good joke!
2006-12-11 08:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsfl pmsfl cracker keep em comin lmfao ho ho ho..........
2006-12-11 08:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-11 08:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋