An male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a elf nurse.
One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.
"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."
Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that."
"Really?" the relieved elf asked.
She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."
2006-12-11 07:56:09 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is it because they both work for the national elf service....... you keep makin me laugh.pp....
2006-12-11 08:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-23 06:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny 8/10
2006-12-11 07:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by Emma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehe! Hilarious!! Never heard it before! 12/10.
2006-12-11 07:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the name Ploppy Pants is a hell of a lot funnier than that joke!!
2006-12-11 07:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
another one i havent heard before 9/10
2006-12-11 08:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor chap, very funny
2006-12-11 09:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, but why did they have to be elves? The joke would've worked if they were normal human beings.
2006-12-11 07:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
started off with couple one..halarious....these last 2 are not funny
2006-12-11 08:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by green and blue knight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-11 09:34:28 · answer #10 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋