A married couple were lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short intervals before turning back to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. "The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, then what the hell were you doing ?"
Seconds before his death he says...
"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."
2006-12-11 07:51:59 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! That's funny! That definately put a smile on my face!!
2006-12-11 07:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by poohbear22888 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG! Hilarious 10/10!
2006-12-11 11:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes good joke indeed but why 'seconds before his death'?! I don't get that part, or I am being thick here?
2006-12-11 07:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-11 07:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
in one brill 10/10
2006-12-11 07:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. I hope his death was because she killed him. Besides that, as a joke, it's just not that funny.
2006-12-11 07:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by belleebuttons 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Indeed, another funny one!
Charles
2006-12-11 08:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-11 07:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a real pageturner ! haha
2006-12-11 08:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-11 08:12:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋