A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.
"Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink.
They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night.
The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No, she replied ... You just happened to catch my eye!"
2006-12-11 07:50:40 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha. one of your best. i just bloody loved that one... i'm telling evryone here in my house and they are all laughing coss i am laughing so much.... brilliant duck.....
2006-12-11 08:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-11 07:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10 too long drawn out to be really funny
2006-12-11 08:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by frederic w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, but pretty old. Heard it at least a year ago.
2006-12-11 07:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by yojoewanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ploppy! I think it is pricelessly funny!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-11 07:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda corny but a little funny
2006-12-11 07:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by cr8zviolinest 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-11 07:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so so, but still kinda funny
2006-12-11 08:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by poohbear22888 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! But its too long.
2006-12-11 08:00:42 · answer #9 · answered by belleebuttons 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eye'll turn a blind I to that one ! haha
2006-12-11 08:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋