A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she.
2006-12-11 07:45:37 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsfl great1 ho ho ho
2006-12-11 08:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reasonably funny. 7 out of 10.
2006-12-11 15:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by barry-the-aardvark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 9/10.
2006-12-11 15:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehe. That's funny. Now dats a joke my friend.
2006-12-11 15:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have cottoned on. You've got us on a piece of string. It's a load of balls and the next thing you will be expecting us to stuff it up our ......!
2006-12-11 15:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol10/10 x
2006-12-11 15:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cotton buds what a little crack **er of a joke
2006-12-11 15:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing wrong with a bit of DIY ! haha
2006-12-11 16:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-11 15:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by snay94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see this happening, 2 funny....!!
2006-12-11 15:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...good on that man!
2006-12-11 16:35:32 · answer #11 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋