Drug Test: Cranberry Juice...or anything with lots of antioxidents?

Question

This is a serious question...please refrain from giving me your lame advice on what I am doing wrong with my life and "the best way to pass is to not do drugs". Save it...this question is for others like me...not kooks from the bible belt. You make your choices in life, I make mine.

Answer 1

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY I AM GOING TO TELL YOU DONT DO DRUGS!

Answer 2

Here's how my friends have passed the dreaded drug test!!
Azo-Standard--apparently you can take this and get your system cleaned out in time--it is really used for bladder infections. My take on it is that it either cleans your system or it masks the toxins long enough to take test.
Beer and lots of it. This guy would drink like a case of beer on saturday and sunday and go see his probie on monday and pass with flying colors. When he wasn't drinking beer, it was big glasses of water.
The last thing I know of is at your local head shop. They make all kinds of detox/urine cleansers for people that have to take the oppressive drug test!! These things are supposedly fool-proof. They claim to give you your money back if they don't work. I know for a fact that the one that looks like a bottle of syrupy orange gatorade works.
Hope this helps--I totally understand! Just because you smoke, doesn't mean you are a drug addict. Just means you like an attitude adjustment every now and then! LOL!
Good luck on your drug test......

One last thing, if it is a hair test you are pretty much screwed unless you are a guy and can shave your head a couple of times before the actual test(it worked for another friend).

Answer 3

A fat soluable drug (ie, marijuana, among others) cannot be cleaned out by *anything* except time. Even if you think drinking lots of water might dilute it (it usually can't), the person who tests will see the incredibly low specific gravity of your urine and be suspicious.

And not all people who are against drugs are from the "bible-belt" or even religious. I personally can't stand them because my mom made us all live on welfare for my entire childhood because she didn't want to quit drugs. She had the chance to take a job for $13 an hour, and she turned it down because they drug tested, and she thought it was her right to have drugs if she wanted. Maybe you don't have a family, but maybe you do. Think about how important drugs are to you, I hope they are not more important than a job and a life. Sorry for the preaching.

Answer 4

Drink lots of water to flush your system out. Take a couple of infection pills, 2 tablespoons of white vinegar and take an asprin cause all of this will cover it up in your system when you are pissed tested.
But if they take blood then you are screwed.

You can also drink sure-gel (the stuff that people uses to can food with) Drink a large cup of that mixed with water.
Or go to GNC and buy something called "The stuff" for 50 bucks and that works for up to 6 hours.
Good luck

Answer 5

Well a friend of mine ;) once passed a piss test by drinking one of those potions you get at the food coop or natural foods store that ''detoxifies'' you. He had to drink all of it though, and he had to do it within a certain time period, and it was a lot of fluids. For a hair sample test though, you're screwed. Good luck.

Answer 6

Me personally , I have used A gallon of water with 2 drops of Bleach, works like a charm ! I have also used Cue Carb , You have to follow the Directions EXACTUALLY , But again works like a charm !!

Answer 7

cranberry juice lots of water an prune juice and junk that makes ur sh!t fly out of ur @ss

Answer 8

we know the answers......so ask nicely next time.

If you are doing hair or fingernail testing, you are screwed. I'll tell you that much.