A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat, as he settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".
He swallowed hard, here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that AfricanAmerican men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish" Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she ," said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos ,
but my friends call me
Paddy."
2006-12-11 07:32:00 · 13 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where can I find Tonto ? haha
2006-12-11 08:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So predictable, bit don't let that stop you posting jokes, keep 'em coming!
2006-12-11 07:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by A True Gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 9/10
2006-12-11 07:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute!!!!
2006-12-11 07:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, TONTO
2006-12-11 07:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 Funny, I liked that one...
2006-12-11 07:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2006-12-11 07:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-12-11 07:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-11 07:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2006-12-11 07:38:26 · answer #10 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋