grass.I was lying about the wheels!
2006-12-11 07:26:55 · 18 answers · asked by needtoknow 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wheely ? haha
2006-12-11 07:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah maybe you should
A: Learn better jokes
B: perfect you grammar because you should " What's green and GOT 4 wheels. The correct way is " what's green and has 4 wheels
Not trying to be rude. I used to do it until people kept on telling me i was wrong. Just telling you first.
2006-12-11 07:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by Bruins Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a green thing with 4 wheels
2006-12-11 07:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was used by Poul Anderson in Three Hearts and Three Lions decades ago.
2006-12-11 10:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by geo1944 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that was funny his is like my most favorite joke ever though.
Tiger Woods was on his way to a famous golf course in Ireland. He was running low on gas and stopped at a nearby gas station. Tiger went up to the cash register to pay for his gas. He got his wallet out to pay and dropped one of his many 100 dollar bills. He bent down to pick it up and tees fell out of his shirt pocket.Well he was picking them up the Irish man that hadnt ever heard of tiger woods or even golfing before asked"what are those". Tiger said "well their my tees".The Irish man said "what are them for". Tiger said well their for laying my balls on whale Im driving".Then the Irish man said well Ill be damned I havent ever heard of one of those before.
2006-12-11 07:51:34 · answer #5 · answered by Hayley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wheels..I was lying about the grass.
2006-12-11 07:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A green car.
2006-12-11 07:29:25 · answer #7 · answered by stone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a turtle with wheels for legs
2006-12-11 07:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wwell cut me down with a strimmer!!
2006-12-11 07:31:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shrek on a bicycle bult for 2? LMAO
2006-12-11 07:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋