A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their
situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.
"Well sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know father.", the nun answered.
"In fact, I don't think it is likely that we can survive more than a
day
or two."
"I agree." said the nun.
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you
do something for me?"
"Anything father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her
shapely
breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
"Sister would you mind if I touched them ?"
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes sister ?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours ?"
"I suppose that would be Ok", the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh father, may I touch it ?"
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was
sporting
a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can
give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it up that camel's *** so we can get the ****
out of here ?"
2006-12-11 07:21:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
clever girl 10/10
2006-12-12 02:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that one
2006-12-11 07:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what i would call a rib splitter your best tonite 10/10
2006-12-11 07:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-11 07:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jane E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute cute cute dang nuns
2006-12-11 07:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one too pass on,you are just full of good ones ! thx
2006-12-11 08:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by HDRocky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was posted a couple of days ago, and anyway, why ar,nt you smiling....
2006-12-11 07:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like she had the hump! haha
2006-12-11 07:23:49 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one.
2006-12-11 07:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny!!
2006-12-11 07:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋