It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a
country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's *** popping
out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's ***."
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's ***."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
2006-12-11 07:07:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao lmfao cracker ho ho ho
2006-12-11 07:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know you've heard this one,
Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says, "I wish I could do that". The second guy says, "You better find out if he bites first".
2006-12-11 07:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it, just don't think it's funny enough. It's weak joke that needs spicing up. Yet, there are many a man who if were intoxicated enough or horny enough, would've laughed until his side cracked because he has waited until dark to do such things. Or atleast thought about it.
2006-12-11 07:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by wildblackflower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats agood quickie 9/10
2006-12-11 07:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-12-11 07:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by SexyLi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahhaha!!!! Hilarious!!!!! 9/10
2006-12-11 07:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it was dark, would he have been a stuck pig ? haha
2006-12-11 07:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not up to your usual standard.
2006-12-11 07:27:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love quickies but not this one gross
2006-12-11 07:10:09 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sad sad sad still funny though in a sick and twisted way
2006-12-11 07:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was good
2006-12-11 07:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋