Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
"It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out
a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those
symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
2006-12-11 06:59:59 · 24 answers · asked by Papa Spyk! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
2006-12-14 11:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by stargate 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Watergate, that movie "****" , was really good. Colgate, i use that. (and tom's of maine) Stargate, .. euck. no thanks. starting gate, i don't care about that. Bill Gates, lucky sumbitch. Pearly gates, i'm not into that story. Gates McFadden, thats a sports guy, right? or The Gate (1987) ? awesome movie. Maybe we should add The Ninth Gate, not so awesome movie. eh. gators, - lake placid was excellent. delegates, yeah, i'm all about that. or Gatorade? i like the blue kind.
2016-05-23 06:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic
2006-12-11 07:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha NICE~ Took me a split seconde to get it at the end but yeah good stuff lol.
2006-12-11 07:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, I'll give it a 7 outta 10.
2006-12-11 07:24:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry 3 times this has been posted 2 day
2006-12-11 07:02:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny the first time... but it was on the other day
2006-12-11 07:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Good. That one made me laugh
2006-12-11 07:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh haha! i get it! to be honest, i thought he was gonna say they were a gift for someone for christmas lol. but good one!
2006-12-11 07:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yahoo !!..I will tell this joke to the audience at Bradshaws bar tomorrow night...thanks !
2006-12-11 07:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by notgnal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋