One day a man walked into a bar. He didn't have
any money so he asked the waitress, "Do you serve
free drinks?" The waitress replied, "No we don't,
but we haven't come up with a name for our bar
yet. If you can think of a name for our bar, I'll
give you a free drink." So the man went home and
started thinking of a name for the bar, and he
came up with 'Lucy's Legs'. The next day the man
gets up and goes to the bar. The bar wasn't open
yet so he sat down and waited for it to open. A
little while later, a Police Officer drove by
and asked, "What are you doing here this early?"
The man replied, "I'm waiting for Lucy's Legs to
open so I can get a free drink."
2006-12-11 06:54:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i really think it's funny and witty ;)
2006-12-11 07:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by nico 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you looking for someplace to go or a name for a new place? I'm a little confused. If you want someplace to go, it depends on your locale. If you are looking for a name, find something that has to do with the type of food you are serving or the atmosphere you want to create! Good luck and give us more info!!
2016-05-23 06:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are Lucy's legs open all night ?
We have more Arms than legs in UK
2006-12-11 07:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke as told in the junior playground. Sorry thats not up to your usual standards,
2006-12-11 06:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i got a laugh 9/10
2006-12-11 07:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
na, dont like that one much
not up to your usual standard
2006-12-11 06:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but not your usual
2006-12-11 07:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, not that funny, but your jokes are usually very good, so, carry on
2006-12-11 07:04:21 · answer #8 · answered by captain jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything you can use any in them what are your bor you can open
2015-04-10 15:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-12-11 15:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by HumBug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another one at your normal high standard.
2006-12-11 06:58:07 · answer #11 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋