Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Venice.
She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed
his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir," she began. "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes," he answered, continuing to read.
Goldie persisted. "Do you like ***** cats?"
With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers whipped
off both their swimsuits, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie gasped and asked the man, "How
did you know that is what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
2006-12-11 06:49:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im holding on to my seat dont want to land on floor again is this a taste of whats to come 10/10
2006-12-11 07:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep i like it good joke gonna tells friends at work tomorrow
2006-12-11 06:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by springbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another catfight ? haha
2006-12-11 07:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was good also
2006-12-11 07:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
as usual
2006-12-11 06:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-11 12:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Free hugs? x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great .lmao . you rule this section
2006-12-11 06:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-11 06:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by numptynobrains 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny :D
2006-12-11 06:53:14 · answer #9 · answered by amygerrero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololololol
2006-12-11 15:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by HumBug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋