This past weekend I went on a date with a nice young lady to the Olive Garden. Everything was going great, we hopped in the car and as I was taking her home I felt a serious fart fermenting in my stomach. I could tell it was gonna be a funky one and I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to just let it rip. It was loud and sooo embarrassing, it smelled like spoiled eggs. It was so foul she started to gag. She said she threw up a little in her mouth but swallowed it. After the silent ride home I dropped her off and she said she would call me but never did. I know it was the fart. What should I do next time I get the bubble guts in the car with a hot date?
2006-12-11 06:38:02 · 4 answers · asked by c_wilson2k5 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Go to the bathroom before you leave the restuarant next time. And don't eat what you did the last time.
2006-12-11 06:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by Joe S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to pull over some where gas station, a park, or a parking lot get out for a minute and do your thing then you can be on yuor way. you can always say that you did not want to bother her lovely nose by natural gas or some other excuse you can come up with
2006-12-11 14:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no...I am sorry that happened to you
but chances are it was the fart....
she will probably tell her friends about it too..so stay away from them... well if it is at all possible let it be outside and trail behind her for like 10 steps and hopefully it won't be heard or smelled...
2006-12-11 14:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You hold that ****. My husband does that **** and makes me gag it pissed me off.
2006-12-11 14:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by I_Can_Help 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋