when you tell this joke you have to keep doin the bond theme tune ok
my name is bond james bond
im a secret agent
a spy
007
i have a gun
its called a berretta
i keep it in my aston martin
its a' CAR ' BERRETA HA HA GEDDIT
NOW THAT HAS TO BE A THUMBS UP
2006-12-11 06:26:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOW COME WHEN I CHECKED I HAD SIX THUMS DOWN BUT ONLY 4 OF YOU ANSWERED?
2006-12-11 06:31:13 · update #1
HOW CAN YOU ALL B SO CRUEL TO AN OLD MAN LIKE ME?11 THUMS DOWN?IT WASNT THAT BAD.
2006-12-11 06:34:25 · update #2
NO NO STOP BATTERING ME WITH YOUR THUMBS I GIVE UP OK IT WAS CRAP BUT MY OTHERS TONITE WERE GOOD PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONITE.
2006-12-11 06:50:19 · update #3
oh no...how awful was that.ha ha
2006-12-11 06:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That woz so bad it'z pityful
But il laugh jus 2 giv u dat confidence YEA!
(hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahha)
2006-12-11 06:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by Beliver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that your car with the doctor and woman in it. They were on the back seat and and he was trying to "inject her". Then in got the vicar and he tried to "rev her up".
The car of course was a Spyder
Tried to think of a few more sad themes to make yours look better so please give me the 10 "points" - with the right spark gap!
2006-12-11 06:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how does the james bond them tune go?
i dont get the joke either
2006-12-11 06:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever thought of changing career ?
You could be the Milk Tray Man !
2006-12-11 07:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up then.
2006-12-11 06:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Groan"
you dont have to answer to give a thumbs up or down by the way
2006-12-11 06:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought he packed a walter PKK
2006-12-11 06:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go on then thumbs up
2006-12-11 06:28:31 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap.
2006-12-11 06:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
come on say the truth ...your Tony Blackburn arnt you?
and no ... thumbs down
2006-12-14 08:13:26 · answer #11 · answered by thesingist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋