The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals- a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed.
The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would give them a few chuckles.
The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin and swore that it would be memorable.
The wedding and reception went as planned.
A few days later, each of the groom's three friends received a letter saying the following: "Dear friends, we did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback but I swear to God Almighty, I am going to kill the mother f--ker that put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly."
2006-12-11 06:24:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You have again, made me laugh until juice came out of my nose! This is above the 10/10, I give this a 100/10
2006-12-11 06:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Novacaine?
2016-05-23 05:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a funny 1
2006-12-11 06:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by amygerrero 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was a cracker always laughing you been back to W D SMITHS AGAIN 10 /10
2006-12-11 06:30:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, made me wince at the stress on his slippery slidy tool.
2006-12-11 06:49:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless I can't stop laughing that was great
2006-12-11 06:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG that's fuuuunny
2006-12-11 07:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha very funny
2006-12-11 06:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was he frozen rigid ? haha
2006-12-11 07:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry to be a pain, but... what is Novocain? i might get the joke then!!!
2006-12-11 06:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by captain jack 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋