An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day. The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She
tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was
shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The old man replied, "Yep.
None of us could get the jar open".
2006-12-11 06:13:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is ace
2006-12-14 10:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I still find it funny, even though I've heard it a million times before.
2006-12-11 14:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by lightningflash2002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well done what a nice / interesting twist at the end 10/10 *claps!
2006-12-11 15:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me chuckle 8/10
2006-12-11 14:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awsome mate cheers for that defo one to repeat
2006-12-11 14:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness!!!! that was the best ive heard/read in a while!!!lol!!! thanx 4 that 1....
2006-12-11 14:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by kimmiegaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-11 15:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOL... I'll have to ask my grandpa if that ever happened to him... too funny
2006-12-11 14:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Nice one...that was ace.
2006-12-11 16:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless! love it I can't stop laughing!!
2006-12-11 16:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile for a while!
2006-12-11 14:23:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋