Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his
girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes
and yells "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and sa ys, "G'day Bruce.
Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. He sa ys "Strewth
Sheila .... Not only are you a great shag but you're a real sport too. "
And drives off.
2006-12-11 05:57:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha nice one ;]
2006-12-11 05:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sheila can't seem to do without a jump !
2006-12-11 06:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its quite an old one, but they do say the old ones are the best.
2006-12-11 06:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6.5 Robbie one was funnier, still good tho
2006-12-11 06:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Begbie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry i don't have no christmas jokes this year.
2006-12-11 06:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
poor shilelia
2006-12-11 06:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by Beliver 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess
2006-12-11 07:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wasnt funny at all, sry
2006-12-11 06:00:34 · answer #8 · answered by Maverik42 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
brill
2006-12-11 06:00:08 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
niiiiiice
2006-12-11 07:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋