2006-12-11 05:53:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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> DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that
> this chicken won't realize that he must first deal
> with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before
> it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the
> road. What we need to do is help him realize how
> stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT"
> problems before adding "NEW" problems.
>
> OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken
> is having problems, which is why he wants to cross
> this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
> learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a
> part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car
> so that he can just drive across the road and not
> live his life like the rest of the chickens.
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why
> the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
> if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
> The chicken is either against us, or for us. There
> is no middle ground here.
>
> DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the
> screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
> the chicken crossing the road.
>
> ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to
> believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the
> road.
>
> JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the
> chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was
> the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
> chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will
> remain against it.
>
> JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road
> because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and
> the way he walks.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent,
> hardworking American.
>
> MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me
> which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
> order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when
> the price dropped to a certain level.
>
> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken
> crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
> told.
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain.
> Alone.
>
> JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay!
> Can't you people see the plain truth in front of
> your face? The chicken was going to the "other
> side." That's why they call it the "other side.Yes,
> my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that
> chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott
> all chickens until we sort out this abomination that
> the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
> harmless phrases like the other side." That chicken
> should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain
> and simple as that!
>
> GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the
> chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the
> chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
>
> BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In
> a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken
> tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of
> how it experienced a serious case of molting, and
> went on to accomplish its life long dream of
> crossing the road.
>
> JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in
> the world crossing roads together - in peace.
>
> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to
> cross the road.
>
> BILL GATES: I have just released
> eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
> balance your check book. Internet explorer is an
> integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more
> stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \..... reboot.
>
> ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really
> cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with
> THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
>
> AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
> COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
2006-12-11 05:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by Win 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A big red rooster!
Said the little red rooster to the little speckled hen
I haven't had a piece since I don't know when
So ruffle up your feathers and sidetrack your tail
Cause I'm gonna get a piece even if I hafta go to jail
2006-12-11 06:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big rugged looking rooster.
Two hens were running with a big rooster right behind them. One said to the other," I wonder which of us he's after ". The other one said, " I don't know but I think we're both running too fast ".
2006-12-11 06:07:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the KFC chef on this side he was trying to get away from
2006-12-11 05:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicken feed what else
2006-12-11 06:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the colonel was coming towards him he had to get away fast!
2006-12-11 05:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by cheetarrz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cockerel !
2006-12-11 05:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a hot 'chick' lol
2006-12-11 05:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MEAT
2006-12-11 05:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a big c0ck?
2006-12-11 06:01:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋