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Atheists, what are you waiting for. To come back in your next life as a worm, or a plant, or rat, or a piece of see weed, LMOA!!!

2006-12-11 05:52:24 · 16 answers · asked by (",)Smokey_-" 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I'll be waiting for that big hole in the ground to open up...then you and I will walk lovingly hand in hand...SEE YOU THERE SWEETHEART!!!!!!!

2006-12-12 03:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have a friend called Jesus he's coming in on the 2:30 from Chicago today.

2006-12-11 13:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by snfcricket 3 · 0 0

LMAO...you still don't understand that there is no afterlife.

I'm not waiting around for anything...I'm enjoying my life the way I want to, without having to worry about some fictitious person condemning me to a heaven or a hell....

You enjoy waiting. I'll enjoy living.

2006-12-11 13:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by Heck if I know! 4 · 2 0

Dude, lay of fthe bong!!! That would be Budddists or Hindus that beleive in reincarnation. Not Atheists. Nope, Im not waiting for anything - other than for the day your death comes to you and you realize you were the one mistaken, not the rest of us...

2006-12-11 14:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 0

Weed for Jesus. I an anxious awaiting the gnashing of many small white shiny teeth.

If god wants to punish me he'd make me a repulican.

2006-12-11 14:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm waiting for the holidays to roll around.

Are you one of the hippies that believes in reincarnation?

2006-12-11 13:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LMOA?

Is Jesus all that keeps you from being a murderer?

2006-12-11 13:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I dont believe in the next life.

I do wait for Jesus, but only so I can see if he's real.

2006-12-11 13:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by tkdlindz 4 · 0 1

i'm to busy raising my son to be a good and intelligent person, who thinks for himself, to be waiting for anything. but hey if you want to waste your life instead of being a productive member of society that's your choice.

2006-12-11 13:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've only got this one life, so I don't really have time to wait.

2006-12-11 13:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by Let Me Think 6 · 1 0

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