A man goes to las vegas for two weeks without his wife, he starts feeling horny and misses the way a women feels... so he goes up to a prostitute and asks "How much for a hand job" the prostitute replys $500 "wow says the man thats to expensive she goes "You see that casino over there i own that b,coz i give the best hand jobs ever. So the man hands her $500 and admitidly that was the best hed ever had.
He then asks "how much for a B**w job" She replys $1500 again the bloke says WHAT!!!! So she points out another bigger and better casiono and says"see that casino i own that coz i give the best B**w jobs in the world" so the man pays her $1500 and was amazed by her teqniques.
Then he asks her how much for full blown sex
She points to the whole of las vegas and says
"You see the rest of las vegas....that would be mine if i had a Pu**y"
lolololol
2006-12-11 05:47:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO@enjoy
2006-12-11 05:51:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 04:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty..even though I've heard it before! LOL!
2006-12-11 05:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well goes to show you you get what you pay for
2006-12-11 06:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew
2006-12-11 06:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by amygerrero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was dirty and sick and wrong. I love it.
2006-12-11 07:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha brilliant joke, I love it!!
2006-12-11 05:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was good and not what I was expecting.
2006-12-11 06:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U piece of nasty!!!
2006-12-11 06:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by Beliver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!!
2006-12-11 06:21:49 · answer #10 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋