2006-12-11 05:42:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And, whoever said he was an egg? lol
2006-12-11 05:46:37 · update #1
The King ... he was tired of him humping his Queen! LOL
2006-12-11 05:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Humpty Dumpty. He was drinking pretty heavily the night before at Little Miss Muffets annual Tequila Fest and by the time he got to that now infamous wall, he was pretty smashed. Pardon the pun. Despite the rampant conspiracy theories among the kingdom that he had been pushed, the fact is that he just can't hold his liquor.
2006-12-11 14:07:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rhyme does not say just anywhere. I do not think anyone pushed him, he just got off balance a fell. Have you ever seen a picture of Humpty? He is pictured as an egg with arms, legs and other human features.
2006-12-11 13:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by moonlight_is_harmonious_1 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mrs Humpty Dumpty pushed him........they were poor and she wanted to go shopping and he had a $1 million life insurance policy.
2006-12-11 13:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by stevelonelyguy74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a monster that a nutty prof. had been growing in him. He "hatched" and was shot at the same time. Just read " The Big Over Easy" by Jasper Fforde
2006-12-11 13:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meeeeeee
2006-12-11 13:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by pompey's number 1 fan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Prescott
the man has an affinity with eggs
2006-12-11 13:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by ~Mustaffa~Laff~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No-one. He just fell off. Ever tried balancing an egg on a wall?!
2006-12-11 13:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one pushed him - he was so fat, the wall collapsed under his weight.
2006-12-11 13:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the Kings' horses and all the Kings' men ! haha
2006-12-11 14:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shhhh be very very quiet, I did it, I know very mean of me, but couldn't resist the omlett later. Hey, I was hungry
2006-12-11 14:26:00 · answer #11 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋