Who are best: Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Evangelists, Catholics or Mennonites?

Answer 1

The Mormons are best at sales training and brainwashing the young.
Jehovah witness' are best at spoiling holidays and parties.
Evangelists are best at marketing through the all mighty television and traveling shows obtaining huge followings with lots of people working phone banks collecting donations so the evangelist can buy mansions and have parties.
Catholics are the best at hiding secrets and fostering pedophiles.
What the heck is a Mennonite???
You forgot Islam. Islam is best at living in the past and restriction of rights.

Answer 2

You've chanced upon an expert. I staged a fight between all these groups last weekend to see who was the best. Mormons kicked the jehovas **** while the evangelists despatched of the catholics using kung fu. In the next round weapons were allowed and it got pretty ugly. The mormons eventually came out top but there was blood and guts everywhere cos we used a cage. So the mormons are the best. Join them if anyone. Hard as nails and very persuasive.

Answer 3

Mormons go well in salads, Jehovah Witnesses on toast, Evangelists mashed with potatoes, Catholic ice cream, and Mennonites with fish. Of those I'd go for Jehovah Witnesses on toast, yummy :O).

Answer 4

I'm not sure what you mean-do you mean 'which belief is right?', or 'which belief has the nicest, kindest followers?' How could you answer the second by straw poll? It would all depend on individual experiences of people they have met.
Incidentally, I think you mean 'evangelicals' rather than 'evangelists', which just means someone who has a particular gift at persuading people to join them.

Answer 5

Jehovah's Witnesses have the true religion.

Jehovah's Witnesses understand the Scriptures to teach that God's Kingdom will soon replace all earthly governments.
(Daniel 2:44) God of heaven will set up a kingdom... It will crush and put an end to all these kingdoms, and it itself will stand to times indefinite

That Kingdom will rule over the vast majority of mankind, most of whom will have been raised from the dead after Armageddon.
(John 11:23,24) Jesus said to her: “Your brother will rise.” Martha said to him: “I know he will rise in the resurrection on the last day.”
(Acts 24:15) There is going to be a resurrection of both the righteous and the unrighteous.

Until that resurrection, there is no suffering in "hell", or the grave. Sometime after the resurrection, death and "hell" will themselves be destroyed.
(Ecclesiastes 9:5) For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all
(Ecclesiastes 9:10) there is no work nor devising nor knowledge nor wisdom in Sheol ["hell"]
(Revelation 20:14) And death and Hades ["hell"] were hurled into the lake of fire

While a limitted number of humans will be resurrected to heaven to share in ruling over mankind, the vast majority (literally more than 99.9%) of Jehovah's Witnesses expect an EARTHLY hope, the same hope given to Adam and Eve.
(Genesis 1:28) God blessed them and God said to them: “Be fruitful and become many and fill THE EARTH and subdue it [caps added]
(Genesis 2:17) You must not eat from it, for in the day you eat from it you will positively die [so never eating from that tree means never dying]

Interestingly, the Scriptures are full of references to this earthly hope.
(Psalms 37:11) 'the meek will possess the earth'
(Proverbs 2:21) 'upright will reside in the earth'
(Isaiah 45:18) 'God formed the earth to be inhabited'
(Matthew 5:5) 'the mild will inherit the earth'
(Revelation 21:3) The tent of God is with mankind

Learn more:
http://jw-media.org/beliefs/trueworship.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/

Answer 6

I've never heard of Mennonites before, so to me they're the best at being anonymous.

Answer 7

Were you planning a football tournament? (The Catholics would have an advantage there.)

We could try asking someone from each to die, then come back and tell us, but that approach hasn't been very successful in the past.

Answer 8

Each of them would say that they have the truth and the one religion of God. In reality they are all the same, different beliefs and doctrines, but the same - religions. They all have doctrines which are not based on the bible, but in their own best interests. Do research by reading the bible then decide for yourself. God loves all of His creations equally.

Answer 9

The best for what - the best in getting converts? the best in making the most noise? If you want a "Best" you have to have to have something to compare - apples with apples etc., so complete your question and you might then get a sensible answer.

Answer 10

You can´t paint a whole religous direction with the same brush.

There are good and bad in every religion, race and football team.