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1) My sole desire for the Yuletide season is receipt of a pair of these.

2) Celestial messengers from splendid empires.

3) The event occurred at one minute after 11:59 with good visiblity.

4) Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.

5) Testimony of witness to maternal parents' indiscretion with Kris Kringle.

6) In a distant bovine diner.

7) Village of expectations of a Yuletide emissary.

8) The antlered quadraped with the cerise proboscis.

9) Miniature Nazarene village.

10) Anticipation of this Noel's momentos: Nil

11) The approach of the Holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is becoming evident.

12) May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males' retirement.

13) Those of you who are true come home.

14) Are you detecting the same aural sensations I am?

15) From dark 'til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.

16) The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument.

2006-12-11 05:25:24 · 12 answers · asked by Yo 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17) Universal elations.

18) Personal hallucination of an alabaster December 25.

19) Primary Yuletide.

20) Clappered, inverted cups, amalgamated.

21) Heavenly cherubs announcing in song--listen.

22) Reigning monarchs of the Far East.

23) Who's the mystery kid?

2006-12-11 05:26:05 · update #1

12 answers

Jehovah's Witnesses love and respect and honor Christ. They do NOT celebrate so-called "Christmas" because "Christmas" does NOT celebrate Christ; "Christmas" celebrates the pagan Saturnalia. Jesus was not even born in December. Nearly all so-called Christmas customs dishonor Christ.

(Jeremiah 10:2-5) This is what Jehovah has said: "Do not learn the way of the nations at all... 3 For the customs of the peoples are just an exhalation, because it is a mere tree out of the forest that one has cut down, the work of the hands of the craftsman with the billhook. 4 With silver and with gold one makes it pretty. With nails and with hammers they fasten them down, that none may reel. ...the doing of any good is not with them."

http://watchtower.org/e/19981215/article_02.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/20001215/
http://watchtower.org/e/20041215/article_01.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/19981215/
http://watchtower.org/e/rq/article_11.htm


By contrast, it's tragic that the one holiday Christ actually *DID* ask Christians to commemorate is entirely ignored by almost all of Christendom. It is, of course, the Memorial of Christ's death, sometimes called "the Last Supper" or "the Lord's Evening Meal".

(1 Corinthians 11:23-25, NWT) The Lord Jesus in the night in which he was going to be handed over took a loaf... Keep doing this in remembrance of me.” 25 He did likewise respecting the cup.. Keep doing this... in remembrance of me.”

(1 Cor 11:24, 25, NEB) "Do this as a memorial of me.”


Christ Jesus himself personally celebrated and explained the significance of that Last Supper to his followers (see Matthew 26:26-29). Christians who commemorate the Last Supper have done so on the same Jewish calendar date as Jesus did, Nisan 14, which generally falls between late March and mid-April. Interestingly, Christians in the centuries immediately after Christ's impalement were sometimes called "Quartodecimans" which literally mean "Fourteen-ers", because the early Christians were well-known for this true holy day.

How would Jesus feel to learn that the holiday he commanded was widely ignored, while his so-called followers chose to celebrate a pagan false god and their own traditions of men? We don't need to wonder.

(Matthew 15:6-9) You have made the word of God invalid because of your tradition. 7 You hypocrites, Isaiah aptly prophesied about you when he said, 8 ‘This people honors me with their lips, yet their heart is far removed from me. 9 It is in vain that they keep worshiping me, because they teach commands of men as doctrines.’”

Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/lmn/article_08.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/rq/article_11.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/20041215/article_02.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/20011115/article_02.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/20050101a/
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/

2006-12-11 06:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0 3

1. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
2. Hark The Herald Angels sing
3. The night Before Christmas
4. Deck the Halls
5. I saw Moomy Kissing Santa Claus
6. Away in the Manager
7.
8. Rudulph
9. Little town of Bethlaham
10.
11.
12.
13
14
15 Silent Night
16. Little Drummer Boy

2006-12-11 05:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by who_me_x 3 · 0 0

1. All I want for x-mas is my 2 front teeth
2. Angels from the Realm of Glory
3. It came upon a midnight clear
4. Deck the halls
5. I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause
6. Away in a Meinger
7.
8. Rudolf the red-nosed Reindeer
9. Little town of Bethleham
10.
11.
12. Rest Ye' Merry Gentlemen
13. Come all Ye fathfuil
14.Do you hear what I hear
15.Silent Night
16.Little Drummer Boy
17. Joy to the world
18. Im dreaming of a white x-mas
19. The First Noel
20. Jingle Bells
21. Hark! The Herald Angels sing
22. We three Kings
23. What Child is this

2006-12-11 05:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

1 All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
2 (don't know)
3 It came upon a midnight clear
4 Deck the halls with bows of holly
5 I saw Mom kissing Santa Claus
6 Away in a manger
7 (don't know)
8 Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
9 Oh little town of Bethlehem
10 I'm getting nothing for Christmas
11 (don't know)
12 God rest ye merry gentlemen
13 Oh come all ye faithful
14 Do you hear what I hear?
15 Silent night, holy night
16 Little drummer boy
17 (don't know)
18 I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
19 (don't know)
20 Jingle Bells
21 Hark, the herald angels sing
22 We three kings of Orient are
23 What child is this?

2006-12-11 05:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rochester 4 · 0 0

I believe it is simply called A Christmas Carol. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your toes Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Helps to make the season bright And tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight. They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of toys and goodies in his sleigh And every mother's child, will try to spy To see if reindeer really know how to fly. And so I'm offering this simple wish To kids from one to ninety two Although it's been said many times many ways, Merry Christmas, to you.

2016-03-13 05:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) My sole desire for the Yuletide season is receipt of a pair of these.

2) Celestial messengers from splendid empires.

3) The event occurred at one minute after 11:59 with good visiblity.

4) Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.

5) Testimony of witness to maternal parents' indiscretion with Kris Kringle.

6) In a distant bovine diner.

7) Village of expectations of a Yuletide emissary.

8) The antlered quadraped with the cerise proboscis.

9) Miniature Nazarene village.

10) Anticipation of this Noel's momentos: Nil

11) The approach of the Holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is becoming evident.

12) May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males' retirement.

13) Those of you who are true come home.

14) Are you detecting the same aural sensations I am?

15) From dark 'til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.

16) The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument. <-----Drummer Boy

Don't know the others

2006-12-11 05:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) My sole desire for the Yuletide season is receipt of a pair of these.

2) Celestial messengers from splendid empires.

3) The event occurred at one minute after 11:59 with good visiblity.

4) Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.

5) Testimony of witness to maternal parents' indiscretion with Kris Kringle.

6) In a distant bovine diner.

7) Village of expectations of a Yuletide emissary.

8) The antlered quadraped with the cerise proboscis.

9) Miniature Nazarene village.

10) Anticipation of this Noel's momentos: Nil

11) The approach of the Holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is becoming evident.

12) May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males' retirement.

13) Those of you who are true come home.

14) Are you detecting the same aural sensations I am?

15) From dark 'til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.

16) The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument.

2006-12-11 06:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

1) My sole desire for the Yuletide season is receipt of a pair of these.-----2 front teeth

2) Celestial messengers from splendid empires.-----angels from the realms of glory

3) The event occurred at one minute after 11:59 with good visiblity.------it came upon a midnight clear

4) Ornament the enclosure with large sprigs of a berry-bearing evergreen.---------deck the halls

5) Testimony of witness to maternal parents' indiscretion with Kris Kringle.-------i saw mommy kissing santa claus

6) In a distant bovine diner.---------away in a manger

7) Village of expectations of a Yuletide emissary.-------

8) The antlered quadraped with the cerise proboscis.-----rudolph the red nosed reindeer

9) Miniature Nazarene village.----o' little town of bethlehem

10) Anticipation of this Noel's momentos: Nil-------

11) The approach of the Holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is becoming evident.-------

12) May Jehovah grant unto you hilarious males' retirement.-----god rest ye merry gentlemen

13) Those of you who are true come home.-------o come all ye faithful

14) Are you detecting the same aural sensations I am?------do you hear what i hear

15) From dark 'til dawn, soundless and sanctimonious.------silent night

16) The diminutive male of less than adult age who plays a percussion instrument.------- little drummer boy

17) Universal elations.------joy to the world

18) Personal hallucination of an alabaster December 25.-----dreaming of a white christmas

19) Primary Yuletide.------the first noel

20) Clappered, inverted cups, amalgamated.-----jingle bells

21) Heavenly cherubs announcing in song--listen.------ hark the herald angels sing

22) Reigning monarchs of the Far East.------ we three kings

23) Who's the mystery kid?-------what child is this?

2006-12-11 05:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1 0

4 deck the halls (with boughs of holly)
5 i saw mummy kissing santa claus
6 away in a manger
8 Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
12 god rest y emerry gentlemen
21 Hark the herald angels sing
22 we three kings

2006-12-11 05:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by scattycat 3 · 0 0

Is this some kind of test? Do you know the names to all of these?

2006-12-11 05:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by moonlight_is_harmonious_1 5 · 0 1

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