It names like 30 different candies, all with sexual references.
Does anyone know it?
Or know where I can find it?
2006-12-11 04:55:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's called Candy Can Fun Too.
I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!
I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.
It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"
Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.
She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff." I said, "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?"
(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)
She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.
Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!
Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.
Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!
2006-12-11 05:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by jcutiealwayz_11 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Joke Candy
2016-12-26 06:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by atwater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know............."birth of a candy bar" the ones in capital letters is the candy -----one PAYDAY MR.GOODBAR wanted a BITA-HONEY so he took miss HERSHEYS behind the power house at the corner of 5TH AVENUE and began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER that was pure ALMONDJOY it made her TOOTSIE ROLLS and let out a SNICKERS as she screamed OH HENRY! while squeezing his peter-paul she said "you are even better than the 3 MUSKATEERS" soon she was a bit CHUNKY. the result came 9 months later. the birth of the sweet BABY RUTH. LOL
2006-12-11 05:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go on www.funnyjunk.com its on there and it has actual pictures of the candy.
2006-12-11 04:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, but now I'm curious. Let me know what you find out!
2006-12-11 04:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.the-joke-box.com/Detailed/25.html
2006-12-11 04:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by wnnagetdirrty82787 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard it
2006-12-11 04:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont remember
2006-12-11 04:58:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋