A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries his wife
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering in the wardrobe.
"You jerk," yells the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
2006-12-11 04:28:14 · 11 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-11 04:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I thought he was going to say, "My wife is having a heart attack. Why didn't you give her mouth-to-mouth or something?".
Uncle:"How do you think this all got started?".
2006-12-11 12:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupidy!@
2006-12-11 12:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That man is very dumb his wife is ******* his brother!
2006-12-11 13:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by jcutiealwayz_11 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha good one!
2006-12-11 13:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to predictable... don't take jokes from a cracker-jack box
2006-12-11 12:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it, sounds pretty weird to me.
2006-12-11 12:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by â?¥Cameliaâ?¥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
â Funnest I've heard all day!â
2006-12-11 12:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by amygerrero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool.
2006-12-11 12:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
All I could do was cover my face...that's CRAZY!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
2006-12-11 12:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋