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Internationally famous singer and film star Mariah Carey is sueing a pornstar named Mary Carey for trademark infringement.

Mariah Carey says that the public could be misled into buying the wrong kind of products because this little known pornstar is copying Mariahs name.

This confusion over the names, which are very much alike, has had catastrophic consequences for me and my wife, who are Born Again Christians, when I purchased a gift for my wifes birthday.

We put on the DVD. As soon as we saw the low standards of the writing and production, before any action had even occurred, we knew something was wrong. Then we saw Carey's wooden line readings and puzzled, deer-in-headlights facial expressions.
I checked the box: imagine our horror to find we had "Glitter" starring Mariah Carey!

I hope that this lawsuit will force Mariah Carey to change her name to clear up the confusion, so my wife and I can enjoy decent quality hard core pornography.

Has anyone else been misled?

2006-12-11 04:27:31 · 11 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I can sympathize with you fully. I had an experience very like that and I'm really upset about it.

I had seen that artistic triumph, "Bamby does Boston", a very educational film about how students at Harvard learned anatomy in special evening classes in that great city.

When I saw a film titled simply "Bambi" I thought it must be a earlier film by the same actress (I believe her name is Ophelia Pratt).

Imaging my horror when it turned out to be a cartoon about deer (here in the swamp we call them hoofed-rats, they eat absolutely everything).

I think there may be grounds for another law suit here.

2006-12-11 13:54:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

i've got continually been taught that being baptized grew to become into in uncomplicated terms a thank you to announce, in case you will, someones new chanced on faith. the 1st verse you positioned up says that if the guy would not have faith then they are going to be condemned. truthfully, i've got faith it is your faith in Jesus Christ and believing that he's the son of God, sent to furnish us from our sins, that gets you to heaven. mutually as baptism is critical, i don't believe you thoroughly.

2016-10-14 11:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The names "Mary" and "Mariah" dont even sound the same, let along look the same. If you did something out of ignorance, the learn not to do it again. Its called "evolution".

2006-12-11 04:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by Yngona D 4 · 0 4

Okay, that was an awesome post, Im still laughing.

2006-12-11 04:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 1 0

Right, you can't get much more anti-climactic than Glitter.

2006-12-11 04:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by straightup 5 · 0 0

Noooooo! How will you ever erase that image from your brain? =0P

2006-12-11 04:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Should born again christians watch pornography?

2006-12-11 04:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by mamakumar 3 · 0 4

**tears in my eyes laughing**

thanks, I needed that!

2006-12-11 04:30:01 · answer #8 · answered by <><><> 6 · 1 0

*Applaudes*


DUde, I just chokeed on my breakfast!! HIRLARIOUS!!

2006-12-11 04:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 0

this is funny as hell

2006-12-11 04:36:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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