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I stepped in dog poop. This was a first date! Couldn't get it off all of the shoe, didn't want to get back in his new car with it on my shoe. It was winter--so I couldn't just go barefoot until I could get home and get another pair of shoes.
I tied a plastic bag over my foot to cover the mess. Then went directly home. That was an awful date.

2006-12-11 04:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by maamu 6 · 0 0

I had been trying to get a date with this girl for months but she kept turning me down. Finally she gave in But I had very little money. I took a calculated risk and figured I had enough for the movies and dinner figuring she'd eat light ( as most girls do on a first date ) but nooooo, she had the prime rib with shrimp cocktail and dessert. I ate light but alas, it was not light enough. I had to ask her for money to help me pay for dinner. I was crushed and she never let's me live it down...23 years later, we're still married.

2006-12-11 04:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by father of 4 husband of 1 3 · 1 0

I usually embarrass myself on a daily basis.

It's actually fun now that I'm older, but very traumatic when you're young and all that stuff seems important. It's really not!

2006-12-11 04:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by DJ 7 · 0 0

yea...i got my A$$ beat by some ruff bouncer guy it was pretty embarassing

2006-12-11 04:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jay-C 1 · 0 0

i tripped

2006-12-11 04:12:58 · answer #5 · answered by mint 3 · 0 0

yes i farted

2006-12-11 04:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by wrfab 4 · 0 0

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