What's the abosolutely most toadying hymn you can think of off the top of your head? You know the kind. "Oh Lord thou is the shizzle and we are but mere worms..."
2006-12-11 04:06:31 · 11 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
O Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill us or toast your flock,
Don't put us on a barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise us or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
(Pythons - Meaning of Life)
2006-12-11 04:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by Black Parade Billie 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Amazing Grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me------------also Casting Crowns new song---------She is running a hundred miles an hour in the wrong direction does any body hear her does anybody see does anybody even know she's goin' down today
2006-12-11 04:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by cecilia s 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
toadying????? lol - Is that English?? and what the heck is a shizzle?? Maybe you should try elementary English.
2006-12-11 04:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a good laugh out of it now. Impress all your friends here on the net. Someday soon, it won't be funny at all.
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2006-12-11 04:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by green93lx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around.
Is that a hymn?????
2006-12-11 04:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by CURVY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Isabelle is a abdomen dancer with a kleptomaniac's restraint tried stealing Helena's hand basket, made a speedy getaway, yet McQueen she ain't on the courtroom docket Joshua judges her ruthlessly as because of the Ruth walking out on him interior the super abode Isabelle is a-telling all to The chaplain who's grow to be her chum She says: i don't comprehend why you care i don't comprehend what's accessible i don't comprehend the place or how basically take me on your chief now Take me on your chief now Justin is adjustin' to the smell from Theodore's Evergreen Incense yet aroma scientific care do not make him any youthful than Oliver's Oil Liver supplementations His late mate Merrilee merrily reported Immortality won't be in a position to be offered in a jar This basically in: Justin's had sufficient of treatment-alls, Gonna quiz the neighbor youngster with the fish on his motor vehicle He says: i don't comprehend why you care i don't comprehend what's accessible i don't comprehend how that's finished basically take me on your chief, son I see you have have been given the exhilaration i've got seen you reside it, boy that's actual, that's unfastened, that's relaxing, So take me on your chief , son Take me on your chief, son. they don't comprehend why we care they don't comprehend what's accessible they don't comprehend how that's finished permit's Take 'Em To Our chief's Son They see we've the exhilaration They see us stay it, oi that's actual, that's unfastened, that's relaxing, permit's Take 'Em To Our chief's Son This it?
2016-10-14 11:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once heard" it is better for the world to think you are an idiot, rather than to open your mouth and remove all doubts.: I have no doubts about you.
2006-12-11 04:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
flattery will get you nowhere sir.Amazing Grace would be good for you.Merry Christmas
2006-12-11 04:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
You can't get to heaven
2006-12-11 04:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Softly and tenderly Jesus is calling,
Calling for you and for me;
See, on the portals He's waiting and watching,
Watching for you and for me.
Come home, come home,
You who are weary, come home;
Earnestly, tenderly, Jesus is calling,
Calling, O sinner, come home!
Why should we tarry when Jesus is pleading,
Pleading for you and for me?
Why should we linger and heed not His mercies,
Mercies for you and for me?
Come home, come home,
You who are weary, come home;
Earnestly, tenderly, Jesus is calling,
Calling, O sinner, come home!
Time is now fleeting, the moments are passing,
Passing from you and from me;
Shadows are gathering, deathbeds are coming,
Coming for you and for me.
Come home, come home,
You who are weary, come home;
Earnestly, tenderly, Jesus is calling,
Calling, O sinner, come home!
O for the wonderful love He has promised,
Promised for you and for me!
Though we have sinned, He has mercy and pardon,
Pardon for you and for me.
Come home, come home,
You who are weary, come home;
Earnestly, tenderly, Jesus is calling,
Calling, O sinner, come home!
2006-12-11 04:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by cornbread 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋