two irishmen came to england looking for work
they go to the job centre
they see ajob advertised
tree fellers wanted
one said to the other
shame theres only two of us
2006-12-11 04:02:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good pmsl 10/10
2006-12-11 04:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same lads went to the railway station and asked for two tickets to Jeopardy. The ticket clerk said "There's no such place as Jeopardy, but if there is I've never heard of it".
Mick pulls out the local evening paper and reads out the headline
"THOUSANDS OF JOBS IN JEOPARDY !"
2006-12-11 04:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-11 04:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
comparable lads went to the railway station and asked for 2 tickets to Jeopardy. the fee fee ticket clerk suggested "there is not any such place as Jeopardy, yet on the same time as there is i've got have been given by using no potential heard of it". Mick pulls out the community night paper and reads out the headline "thousands OF JOBS IN JEOPARDY !"
2016-10-18 02:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately two of McAllpines fusiliers. To be sure, begorrah.
2006-12-11 04:08:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crazy huh we have this joke in ireland also but put in 2 english men its a good one lol (our version is better of course lol)
2006-12-11 04:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by conor210782 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should ask for tree for the price of two ! haha
2006-12-11 06:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame he never learned to count!@
2006-12-11 04:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always laughing is best answer i know ha ha ha
2006-12-11 16:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny!
2006-12-11 04:09:36 · answer #10 · answered by jcutiealwayz_11 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋