Funny those irish?

Question

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle.
They head to the bird section and Gerry says >to Paddy,
"Dat's dem."
The owner >comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll >take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere," says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into
Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
"Dis looks like a grand place."
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder
and
jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the
way to
the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his
head
and says,
Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"

>>> >> >THERE'S MORE...

Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in theother.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then
throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, >Seamus takes the gun and shoots
the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down
and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in hisbody.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting either!"

>>> >> >IT IS NOT OVER YET...

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when
Sean appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is >carrying a cardboard box out
of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by its >legs and hurls himself off
the
cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and
breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head.
"Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den
Seamus parrotshooting…
and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"

Answer 1

The best i hv heard 2 day what a cracker pmsl 10/10

Answer 2

hahahahahahahahaha hilarious now how some comparable one for you? a guy, needless to say drunk, walks right into a church and sits in the confessional for 5 minutes without asserting a be conscious. The priest, getting impatient, knocks on the wall. the guy replies "do not worry, bro. No bathroom paper in this area the two."

Answer 3

i've heard the first one before... thumbs up to u for bringing in a whole different and hilarious perspective... LOL! 10/10

Answer 4

Were these the Irish park keepers who got paid an overtime rate of dirty tree and a t**d?

Answer 5

i enjoyed that ones 10/10

Answer 6

Brilliant absolutely brilliant!!

Answer 7

THATS FANTASTIC made my night give your self 10 points

Answer 8

It's different!@

Answer 9

really good laugh on a wet and windy day {like to day }

Answer 10

PML, dat wos funny:))