I pee in the sink!?

Question

I heard it as a confession years ago on sum weired programme (remember that one with that rough Sara Cox?)
so I tried it and since I have peed in the sink nearly all the time (I mean the bathroom ones only!! I rinse with water- plus i can clean my willy after too, I don't have to aim or crouch, its just hands free and easy! Whats the strangest place u've peed intentionally?

I bet women wish they could stand up and pee!! i can brush my teeth and pee at same time! yey!!

Answer 1

MY HUSBAND PEED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KINGS RD, IN CHELSEA ONCE. HE WAS A BIT DRUNK AT THE TIME. THE WORST THING WAS HE KEPT STOPPING PEOPLE AND TELLING THEM WHAT HE HAD DONE, I WASN'T AMUSED AND WALKED OFF AND LEFT HIM .

Answer 2

Wasn't exactly intentional, but I once p***ed in a girlfriend's handbag. She's not my girlfriend anymore, although amazingly she continued to go out with me for about a year after that incident.

It was when we were students. I went to visit her and we went out to a local club. Everyone got quite hammered and when we got home I crashed out on her bed.

In the middle of the night it was all a bit confusing... I was standing in her room and I remember her punching me, shouting 'what the f**k are you doing?!' and then putting the lights on.

I guess I must have been sleepwalking, confused by the unfamiliar surroundings or still drunk (or a combination of these), because there I was standing with my chap in my hands, having just peed in her bag. Amazingly, only a little bit missed the 'target'.

I cannot begin to describe the shame I went through after that incident.

Answer 3

I'm female so it's not so easy to pee just anywhere. I once heard of a woman trying to pee in a sink because the toilet was blocked, when visiting a friends house. She sat on top of it and it fell off the wall. Very embarrassing.

At Glastonbury festival they have female urinals and you can use a 'she pee' which is a small funnel which enables you to pee standing up.

Pee is very rich in nitrogen and not full of pathogens like poo is. This means it can be added to your compost heap. If you want to pee on your compost heap add some scrunched up paper or cardboard to stop it going soggy.

Answer 4

When i was a security guard in Edinburgh. We peed on our own front shop. The wages were not great. Plus there was a half inch gap in the glass doors and a shutter so someone had to clean it up in the morning. IT turned out the person cleaning it was my mate...never let on though. Well it was New Year and i had drunk a lot of Whisky

oooops hope he aint reading this
Bye

Answer 5

Being a lovely lady I of course would only go in designated places,but------
A pal once stayed in an hotel which was pretty basic(pub trip to beer fest)There was a sink but no loo in the room.He needed a leak in the night so decided to use the sink.When in full flow he realised his feet were wet-----the sink had not been connected!

Answer 6

Aaron - What do U mean "a habit?" i don't care until this sink is mine! Why timber female chum capture U ? It sounds nasty yet no worse than stepping into bathe /bathtub and so on. @ domicile if some one million is in bathing room i'm going to pass in cup w/ lid & pour in sink. it is going to b super if that is washed after. circumvent embarrassing scent!

Answer 7

Lots of places...

If I'm in bed and can't be arsed with getting up, I often p'iss in an empty mug

I often p'iss just outside the door at work, 'cause it's a bit of a hike to the bogs

I sometimes p'iss in the sinks, showers, or just on the floor at work - but that's because I hate the cleaner.

I've p'issed through an ex's letterbox because she wouldn't give me my DVD's back.

I've also shat in the local park and made a little sign with a post it note and lolipo stick whcih said "person pooh" and stuck it in the shitpile.

I've also shat on the doorstep of the same ex who wouldn't give me my DVD's back, because once I'd had a p'iss, I realised I needed a crap too and thought 2in for a penny..." B'itch called the police, so I had to scarper with an unwiped ar'se. I got my revenge by coming back later and posting the kakky duds through the letterbox too!

Answer 8

Back in 2000 in Ibiza walking home at 7:30 in the morning my mate and I came acroos of lads from our hotel standing around some passed out guy in the street, we asked what was wrong and they informed us they didnt know him but were concerned if he remained kipping where he was he would have his trainers jewellry and wallet pinched by the looky looky men so they were trying to wake him, I gave him a swift kick to see if he would get up but he just sort of grumbled in his sleep so both my mate and i lobbed our old boys out, he got stage fright but i didnt and rained on the lad, he didnt budge so we returned to the hotel where i was given legend status for my antics, Now being older and wiser i hope he was not mugged in his sleep because getting mugged and receiveing a golden shower of a welsh lad aint something to be proud of, if your out there sorry mate I had your best interests at heart. honest. So the answer is on some blokes head.

Answer 9

Good idea - I don't see anything wrong with that! As you are hands free it has all sorts of benefits such as doing your hair or checking for spots. Just don't do it in the pub toilets or at work.....

Answer 10

What a strange thing to do? I mean I ask myself why would anyone do that? Then broadcast it all over the web?
Strange little man! Well made me chuckle... peeing in the sink, what will you think of next!

Answer 11

Ugh that is totally vile but not as bad as my sister-in-law's ex who was such a tramp. He and his stoner mate were too lazy and mashed to get up to go to the toilet so they peed in a cola bottle that was lying on the floor of his bedroom. Threy actually found it funny and couldn't comprehend that I found them repulsive. I mean, what the freak?