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If you're driving in a brick car on a Friday and your steering wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse?

5, because B comes after A! Hahahahaha!

2006-12-11 03:13:32 · 11 answers · asked by jomama 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

There's nothing to get in the question, its just a bunch of random stuff put together. So if anyone sits there to try to get the joke, you're stupid! Ha!

2006-12-11 03:35:30 · update #1

11 answers

i dont get it...

2006-12-11 03:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, you're crazy!

if B came after A then that would mean that the square root of 23 would be equal to (the doghouse x XYZ pancakes) + the brickcar minus the steering wheel, meaning the answer is actually 2 instead of 5.

Bravo though...good effort made!

2006-12-11 03:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

The Pastor's *** The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!

2016-05-23 05:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i dunt get it
Someone explain plz

2006-12-11 03:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by Beliver 2 · 0 0

that's a very disturbing answer!

2006-12-11 03:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0 0

boooooo

2006-12-11 07:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0 0

that messed me up!

2006-12-11 03:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1 0

OK!..OK!...NOW PULL MY FINGER!!

2006-12-11 04:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by KAMMEO 1 · 0 0

Sorry - don't get it!@

2006-12-11 03:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0 0

ok

2006-12-11 03:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by Chrispy 3 · 0 0

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