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...how long would it take a monkey with a peg leg to pick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

2006-12-11 02:58:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

If the condition of the 1/2 chicken;1/2 egg was true, then the monkey would not need to pick out the seeds of the pickles, they are edible.

If the condition of the 1/2 chicken;1/2 egg was false, then all the monkey would have to do is scrape the seeds out and not pick them.

2006-12-11 04:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 1 0

there's no thank you to tell, could our regulations somewhat stick to to a bizarro international with a million/2 chickens and a million/2 eggs? i will merely make up some equations and spot the place it is going. a million.5 C * a million.5 D = a million.5 E Multiply the two sides by employing 2 3 C * a million.5 D = 3 E Multiply the two sides by employing 2 lower back 3 C * 3 D = 6 E

2016-12-30 06:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He never gets to it, a shark pops runs of the river and snatches him out of his pink Cadillac with spinners

2006-12-11 03:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 1 0

Guy With Questions...... Stop Asking Such Stupid Questions.

What Is The Point? Anyone Dumb Enough To Answer The Stupid Questions You Ask Is Just As Pathetic As You Are.

and just to let you know i didn't answer your question i was commenting on it so i am not as pathetic as you are!

2006-12-11 03:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

How big is the pickle?

2006-12-11 03:12:14 · answer #5 · answered by Webber 5 · 2 0

More time than you have to answer this joke!@

2006-12-11 03:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1 0

none! Ice cream doesnt have bones! lol

2006-12-11 03:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

2hrs and 45min - easy

2006-12-11 04:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Broz79 2 · 0 0

one, two three I will tell you when I am done...eek, eek

2006-12-11 03:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Shayna 6 · 2 0

you stink, monkey-boy.

2006-12-11 03:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by thunnus 2 · 1 1

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