do u remember that i fell in love wiv a chimpanzee from london zoo? well i went to get her last night and she didn`t want to know. sooo i saw a gorgeous orangutan and she gladly came home wiv me. we`re soooo in love now. anyway i immaced her all over so she has no bodily hair. the problem i`m having is her skin tight jeans i put on her. she looks REALLY bow legged. is there any way around this?
2006-12-11 02:17:16 · 18 answers · asked by graham f 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i love her sooo much. she`s a really cheeky monkey!
2006-12-11 02:31:52 · update #1
Its simple really. First you must hang her upside down with some weights attatched to her bottom half and she will stretch a bit, she might end up being 7 feet but at least she will wear some jeans. We had to do the opposite with Llamas neck, coz he didnt suit a shirt and tie so we shrank it by putting it in water and kipper potion for the night. If the stretching doesnt work then maybe i could concoct a special kipper potion for you to help the problem. Good luck, sent
2006-12-11 08:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by fletch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leg Braces!!!!! If you go to a Orthopaedics department in a hospital you should be able to find some childs leg braces that'll do the trick. You may find communicating what you want a problem and unless you get understanding for permission may get into trouble with the RSPCA if reported. Soo best kept behind closed doors. Can I suggest that maybe you report to your GP and ask for some help with your other problems???
2006-12-11 10:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by graliv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find out what she was doing prior to her zoo life. She might have had one of those old professions. Legs don't just get bow-shaped. I think the bow legs are exotic.
I bet she's a good ball-room dancer.
2006-12-11 10:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Eddie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take her to the doctors and get them to break and reset both her legs, once they have healed they should have no problem getting into skinny jeans!
2006-12-11 10:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what?a chimpanzee?orangutan?u would like 2 get a brain test....
2006-12-11 10:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
unlucky in love i guess,have a game of footy with her and put her in goal then youll be onto a winner!
2006-12-11 10:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if all else fails o for the hippo i bet she has low self esteem and would some company
2006-12-11 10:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by starjessiegirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wot iz wrong wiv u?
2006-12-11 11:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by mr happy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what on earth is the world comming too.
2006-12-11 11:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by Dove4ever 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well u should have no problem with the bow legs as u are also bow faced.
2006-12-11 10:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by BeautyBreak H 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋