...sleep with her new boyfriend. I haven't met him yet. My friend wants me to set up a honey trap for him so she can see if she should trust him, but she says if he accepts then I should actually do it. I don't mind, but I'm worried that she will find out that I have a third breast on my stomach, no hole in my bottom and I have a tail. All these things that I have managed to hide from her so far. I'm worried that if she finds out she will tell all my other friends but I don't know how to say no to her. What shall I do?
2006-12-11 01:31:07 · 39 answers · asked by Jo_Diva 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
u r a bit of a stunner
but u sound
dotty as a fruitcake.
or is it just cos u is clever
and u get bored easy ??
2006-12-11 01:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my god where have u been all my life? 3 t!ts! that can accomodate 2 blokes at the same time! pity about having no hole in ur bottom though. still look on the bright side u still have another 2 holes which can accomodate yet another 2 blokes. ark at me! i`m going on as if we`re already married! naaa don`t worry about ur friend she`ll be jealous that u have 3 breasts and she`ll be very reluctant to tell anyone. hope that helped :)
2006-12-11 01:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by graham f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A third breast on your stomach, no hole in your bottom and you have a tail, wow you sound beautiful. Trap the newbie, go on, do it then give me a call..........
2006-12-11 01:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by robdent31 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you'll only sleep with him if she'll sleep with you. That way, she'll find out about you right away. And you'll find out all her imperfections. Maybe she has a tail too? Plus, you get to have some hot monkey circus love!
2006-12-11 01:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the cheese, serve up some onions on the sides, and leave the potatoes where they are.
On second thought, make the potatoes a salad and charge them full price.
2006-12-11 01:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she's your best friend, she'll respect your 'oddities', however fictitious...
Can't say I approve of the boyfriend trap, though; you either trust or you don't.
It's up to her to figure out for herself whether he is trustworthy or not.
2006-12-11 01:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by Nini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont worry. Probably she knows that her new b/f cannot see below the navel of others' bodies and so it should make no difference what abnormalities you have!
2006-12-11 01:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear Jerry Springer calling
2006-12-11 01:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
set the honey trap, then if he accepts whip him to unconsciousness with your tail.
2006-12-11 01:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by dreamcatcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I agree the answer should be Choice Q
2006-12-11 01:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋