To All Employees
From Management
Subject Office conduct during the Christmas season
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel
is discouraged.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it
runs up an incredible long distance bill)
3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and
through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
6. Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
2006-12-10 22:57:08 · 13 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AND NO TAKING PICS OF YOUR P**SSY ON THE PHOTO COPIER GOOD ONE KIZZY
2006-12-10 23:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I rate this a 3 , on a scale of 1-10- if 10 is the best
2006-12-10 22:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't like to work there ! Happy Christmas
2006-12-10 23:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm gud question, but i dont think you will find the answer on yahoo open up and look elswere look places you wouldnt usually good luck x
2006-12-10 22:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this from scrooge haha love it and sending it to the bosses edited first haha
2006-12-10 22:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by julie t 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not a qestion, but very cute!lol
2006-12-10 22:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by msria1979 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id like to now why you have copied my bosses memo and how
2006-12-10 23:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by angus r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear
has it come to this??
good job your my girl lol xx
2006-12-11 02:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke or riddle?
or have you posted it in the wrong category?
2006-12-10 22:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hilariously priceless
2006-12-10 23:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋