...keeps dragging his bottom along the carpet like a dog. I wouldn't mind but our carpet is nylon and it keeps making his hair stand on end and everytime I try to touch him, it gives me an electric shock. He's also taken to barking, walking around on all fours and cocking his leg up the furniture. I cooked him a lovely dinner the other day and he rejected it and wanted a tin of pedigree chum instead. I'm seriously considering leaving him. What would you do?
2006-12-10 22:17:12 · 17 answers · asked by Jo_Diva 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
oh my god he sounds like he has worms! the cheap alternative to worming tablets would be a rampant rabbit up his rectum and turn it on to full blast! always works for me! wiv the leg cocking episode u need to get him some good boy treats. next time u see him cocking his legs get him by the neck, rub his nose in it then kick him straight out the window (while it`s shut) then leave him outside all night long even if it snows. wen u let him back in give him a good boy treat. a dozen times of doing that should have him well trained. pedigree chum is pretty awesome i must say. please don`t worry it will just take u a little time to adjust. try putting some gravy on the pedigree chum and pat him on the head as he eats it. i`d say u got a friend for life there :)
2006-12-10 23:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by graham f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should change the food. The Science Diet have very nutritious meals for boyfriends of all ages. If he persists with this behavior take him to the doc, um vet and get him to clean his anal glands. That will stop the scooting straight away for 2 reasons, it cleans out the glands and he'll look pretty funny with a guy's hand up his ring!
2006-12-11 01:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by robdent31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed him CORN! And BROCCOLI!
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2006-12-11 01:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in the kennels and get a new owner to play with!
2006-12-10 22:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him neutered.
Take him for a walk.
Give him a bone
Take him to see Barbara Woodhouse
2006-12-10 22:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by Rich T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take him 2 the vet
2006-12-10 22:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you better than us likewise if you don't want to continue this relationship you'll be split up as soon as possible.
2006-12-10 22:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by controlsilent 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it all wouldnt be bad if you like doggy style...especially when it comes right from the source..
2006-12-10 22:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think YOU need help... LOL! :) Actually no sweetie, but this was the funniest thing I've read all night and I've BEEN to the joke section! Thanks! :)
2006-12-10 22:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by cnith 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put him in the doghouse.
2006-12-10 22:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by supensa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋