A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."
2006-12-10 22:14:36 · 19 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO thats was good.
Im crying here lol
Well done!
2006-12-10 22:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff sticky label on the backside of a pool! A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have been caught on an island. they discovered a pot and whilst they picked it up a genie popped out. "i will grant you one and all wish" The redhead says "I wish for a airplane to take me abode" And her airplane takes her abode. The brunette says "I wish for a boat to take me abode" And the boat takes her abode. The blonde then starts off to cry. The genie asks "why are you crying?" The blonde says "i'm lonely! I wish my brunette and redhead acquaintances have been right here with me!" Hee hee A blonde, brunette and readhead are caught on an island and see a city a mile away. Th brunette comes to a decision to swim for it, and ran out of power slightly way there, and drowned. The readhead then tries, ran out of power and then drowns. Then the blonde tries. She gets a million/2 way there and says "oh i'm getting drained i will under no circumstances make it there" So she swims back the way she got here.
2016-10-05 04:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-10 22:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by 132 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde but absolutely loved it
2006-12-10 22:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Tracy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - & Vacation Boy, if you didn't see that coming, neither did the blonde!!!
2006-12-10 22:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh hehehe
2006-12-10 22:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang on...........just had to wait til I could pick myself off the floor! OMG I loved it...it's a good 1 for my dad. Thanx.
2006-12-10 22:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-10 22:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-12-10 22:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! never saw that 'coming'! LOL!
2006-12-10 22:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋