This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
2006-12-10 22:05:27 · 18 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've never heard that one before... it says here....
2006-12-10 22:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh good 1.
I like the band too
2006-12-10 22:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm gud question, but i dont think you will find the answer on yahoo open up and look elswere look places you wouldnt usually good luck x
2006-12-10 22:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he! Blondes exist only to entertain us! Lol!
2006-12-10 22:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so, i guess she showed her husband just how smart a blonde can be! i bet the husband would be speechless... LOL!
2006-12-10 22:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky for her it didn't need an undercoat ! haha
2006-12-10 23:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww bless her.
2006-12-10 22:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verrry goood
still laughing
2006-12-10 22:10:50 · answer #8 · answered by Hermione 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee sounds like my sister
2006-12-10 22:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by danjontina 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So predictable. Sorry.
2006-12-10 22:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋