A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
2006-12-10 21:56:17 · 12 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Comlete with MSG ?
(mad sexual gusto)
2006-12-10 23:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT BAD ALICE YOU GOT MORE 9/10
2006-12-10 22:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh , but not real funny.
and it's not the stereotyping, i think thats ok. Everyone is fair game.
2006-12-10 22:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep ya get my vote. best joke tonight
2006-12-14 07:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by thesingist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!
I bet she got a creamy sauce to go with it
2006-12-10 22:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pot calling the kettle black eh?
2006-12-10 22:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute !
2006-12-10 22:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha like it
2006-12-10 22:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good ha
2006-12-14 10:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-12-10 22:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋