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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at
the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present
something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell
they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed
in.

The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent
Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

2006-12-10 21:25:00 · 18 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

think i answered this today already kizzy

2006-12-10 21:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Happy Christmas

2006-12-10 21:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by babu 2 · 0 0

It's a pun. The panties belong to a woman named Carol. Carols are also Christmas songs.

2016-03-29 02:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This one is bad and funny all at once!
Thanks
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Happy Christmas!

2006-12-10 21:26:59 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

Would that make her Nicholas ? Happy Christmas
haha

2006-12-10 23:51:20 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Like it

2006-12-10 21:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha thats funny

2006-12-11 02:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0 0

Naughty one- my kinda joke - LoL

2006-12-10 21:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

funny haha

2006-12-10 22:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0 0

thats pretty funny

2006-12-10 22:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0 0

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