This man entered a restaurant, as he sat down he knocked the spoon off the table accidentally. Then a nearby waiter, pulled out a clean spoon from his pocket and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do you all carry spoons in their pockets?" The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out, he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do, the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my manhood. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to it out, go, and return to work. Since I don't actually touch myself, no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
2006-12-10 21:22:52 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"But," said the diner. "How do you get it back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, I use the spoon."
2006-12-10 21:23:12 · update #1
Ewwwww..lmao
2006-12-11 09:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He-he. Good one! 7 out of 10
2016-05-23 04:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by Grace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I peed just a little
2006-12-10 22:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG ewwww I ain't eating there.
2006-12-11 07:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GASP! HAHAHAHAHA!! omg Now THATS comedy!!! Great one Dude!!
2006-12-11 18:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Yet you scared me. If at all they do and don't even inform. yuck!
2006-12-10 21:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by Sanju_the_gr8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it was long but worth it.
2006-12-10 21:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by angelfire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was a bit gross if you just ate
2006-12-10 21:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Oh dear. We're all in deep s.h.i.t then. lol
2006-12-10 22:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK I expected something naughty... this is just... bleh. :(
2006-12-10 22:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by cnith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋