An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The plane was delayed at the start due to some technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be served.
When the charming air-hostess came round with the trolley, the doctor ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then asked the minister whether he wanted anything. He replied, "Oh no, thank you. I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol".
The elderly doctor promptly handed back his gin and tonic to the air-hostess said, "Madam, I did not know there was a choice."
2006-12-10 20:37:39 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
Have a great week!
2006-12-10 22:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was no other choice other than taking the one or two rounds of free drinks offered by the pilot as a gesture and a sign of appology for the delay. The minister was taken by the look of the hostess. I found it offensive for the minister to make jock out of her. Had I were the one who witnessed this, I would have told the minister to respect the sit where he was in.
2006-12-10 21:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a funny joke, never heard it before- its one I'll definitely pass on.
2006-12-10 20:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by bluetinkerbell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a good one! Thank you for posting this. It made me smile :o)
2006-12-10 20:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it! An oldie but a goodie...
2006-12-10 20:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by jesshispet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm didn't hit the funny spot.
2006-12-11 07:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not so naughty but funny
2006-12-13 09:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by First L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-12 02:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one haha
2006-12-10 20:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by Bazil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That's great!
2006-12-10 20:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋