The Bronx Black Gospel Church
A preacher was heavy into a sermon when a man at the back shouts
"Lock the doors' and don't a mutha f#cka move!"
Startled, preacher said "Whoa, who's that interrupting my sermon?"
The dude stood up & said,
"I did. Some bro in here dang lifted my wallet!”
“Man, I had it right here in my @ss pocket n’ now it's gone."
The preacher said "Well I can understand you getting upset, but I don't
see why you had to interrupt my sermon.”
“And besides that, where did you say you had it?"
"Right here in my @ss pocket." He said
The preacher said "Well, it's your own fault my brother.”
“You should have been carrying it in your inside coat pocket like I ..I....
Dang ! Lock the door' & don't a mutha f#cka move!"
(No offense Intended- just a joke people!)
2006-12-10 19:37:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-10 19:37:33 · update #1
Now that's one for those hollified church folk. Keep em coming. Neo, I love your jokes. I just broke up with my boyfriend and your doing a good job cheering me up!!
2006-12-10 20:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny that you do the #2, props for u and points 4 me.
2006-12-11 04:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! nice!!! 8/10
2006-12-11 03:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sooooo funny, very good!!!!
9/10
2006-12-11 04:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by bubbles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-11 03:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha lol ha ha ha lol
2006-12-11 16:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL. Whew!! LOL.LOL.
2006-12-11 16:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-11 15:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that pretty funny thanks for the laugh
2006-12-11 04:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋