An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares ... Now what do we tell them for Christmas?
2006-12-10 19:17:32 · 18 answers · asked by abcd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.......
9/10 keep it up!!! lol
MERRY CHRISTMAS
2006-12-10 19:22:18 · answer #1 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6/10
2006-12-11 03:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by velveeta00 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-11 03:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by jhn_woodson 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That. was. so. whacking. coolllll!!!!!! So clever!!! You can get something from Reader's Digest for this, you know.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aq65xH2YTXGre1MfTUu4ROTsy6IX?qid=20061207110802AAe8xmn&show=7#profile-info-b5b10897c67e606e1c3ee694212fde21aa
Here is the URL to the other question that day that I participated. it's similar to yours! Very funny, I recommend your joke!
2006-12-11 03:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by Cherant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah not bad 6/10
2006-12-11 03:20:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2006-12-11 03:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny........lol...... at first, i thought the old man was mad and did not have a wife. and the son will say that later-on. but still, its quite funny. i will give you at least 7/10 for that!!!!
2006-12-11 03:22:18 · answer #7 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah.. pretty good
9/10
2006-12-11 03:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
gnyahahaha!!! crazy parents!! hilarious â but I guess that's the only way to get an american family together :P
2006-12-11 03:24:56 · answer #9 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like a 6.5/10
2006-12-11 03:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by msX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good, 7/10
2006-12-11 03:20:17 · answer #11 · answered by GC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋