A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night. He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out, BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE
2006-12-10 18:54:28 · 16 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY LORD! LOL! You should have seen my face after I read that! It's a quite interesting joke. That kinda makes you smile... but after saying...OH MY LORD!!!
2006-12-10 18:58:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mary Jane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. And I have always thought this was a funny joke, too.
Keep posting good jokes like this one.
2006-12-12 00:21:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny
2006-12-11 04:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, gross, but funny too!
2006-12-11 02:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww grosss but funny lmao
hahahaha
2006-12-11 03:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by abcd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-11 02:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeew ~ LoL
2006-12-11 03:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's just gross ... but i laughed first
2006-12-11 03:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by Dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was disgusting! EEWWWWWWW
2006-12-11 02:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by craptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG EWWW. .. BUT REALI FUNNY LOL!!
2006-12-11 04:45:54 · answer #10 · answered by brielle_92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋