two ***** went to see a movie on the way to the movie the first dick said to the other i hope its not a sex movie so we dont have to stand up all the time
2006-12-10 18:51:16 · 17 answers · asked by shasho 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it isn't funny
2006-12-10 18:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Know You're A Redneck When... one million. You take your puppy for a stroll and also you each use the equal tree. two. You can entertain your self for greater than quarter-hour with a fly swatter. three. Your boat has no longer left the driveway in 15 years. four. You burn your backyard as a substitute than mow it. five. You believe "The Nutcracker" is anything you do off the prime dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furnishings. 7. You present to deliver any one the blouse off your again and they do not desire it. eight. You have the regional taxidermist on pace dial. nine. You come again from the unload with greater than you took. 10. You hold a can of Raid at the kitchen desk. eleven. Your spouse can climb a tree quicker than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas record. thirteen. You hold flea and tick cleaning soap within the bathe. 14. You've been worried in a custody battle over a looking puppy. 15. You pass to the inventory automobile races and don't want a software. sixteen. You understand how many bales of hay your automobile will keep. 17. You have a rag for a fuel cap. 18. Your condo does not have curtains, however your truck does. 19. You surprise how carrier stations hold their restroom's so blank. 20. You can spit with out commencing your mouth. 21. You remember your registration code customized considering that your father made it. 22. Your lifetime target is to possess a fireworks stand. 23. You have a whole set of salad bowls and so they all say "Cool Whip" at the part. 24. The greatest town you may have ever been to is Walmart. 25. Your running TV sits on best of your non-running TV. 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet desk. 27. A twister hits your vicinity and does $one hundred,000 valued at of upgrades. 28. You've used a bathroom brush to scratch your again. 29. You neglected your fifth grade commencement considering that you have been on jury obligation. 30. You believe rapid meals is hitting a deer at sixty five. 31. If your household tree does not department.....
2016-09-03 08:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being borderline vomit-inducing, 10 being pain in your diaphragm from laughing too hard) I'd say this is about a 4 or 5. Not terrible though.
2006-12-10 18:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by S.G. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale of 1 to 5 i say a 2
2006-12-10 19:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by Mary R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a Joke(sic), yes, it's funny.
2006-12-10 18:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Don 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was kind of funny. It made me smile :)
2006-12-10 18:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by craptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....made me giggle for a sec.
2006-12-10 19:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by Lia_R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah... not funny... in fact very immature...
2006-12-10 18:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Mary Jane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just not funny
2006-12-10 18:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-12-10 18:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by K8Lynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋