A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "its fart Rugby." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion - 7points each". After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty - 10 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10 each." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, change sides."
2006-12-10 18:50:04 · 13 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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cool u really made me laugh.
2006-12-11 00:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. I have one for you as well!
One day two flies were feasting on a pile of $h1t. One of them passed gas. The other, totally disgusted said " Do you mind, I am eating!"
So what do you think of that??!!!!
2006-12-11 03:02:35 · answer #2 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ~ u rocks man ~ Do not eat much Khamoos ~ LoL
2006-12-11 03:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was something Ha Ha Ha
2006-12-11 04:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! You woke me up in my moment of studying!!! Great one!!
2006-12-11 03:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mary Jane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-11 02:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by shasho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that great...
though i normaly like farting jokes
2006-12-11 03:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by bugallugz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but gross.
2006-12-11 03:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-11 03:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-11 02:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-11 02:58:21 · answer #11 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋