A guy goes into a bar and orders a drink.
He hears this voice say:
"Hey, that's a REALLY nice shirt you're wearing."
The guy looks around and no one there.
He takes another drink and he hears this voice say:
"Hey I LOVE that tie you're wearing. Really matches the shirt."
The guy orders another beer and asks the bartender:
"Did you say something?" Bartender says "No!"
The guy takes another drink and hears the voice again say:
"Wow what a nice pair of pants. Love them!"
The guy notices that it's just him and the bartender in the bar.
The guy asks the bartender "Are you sure you didn't say anything because I keep hearing this voice that says it likes my clothes I'm wearing.
The bartender says:
"Oh, that's the complimentary peanuts!"
2006-12-10 18:39:53 · 17 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-10 18:45:20 · update #1
heehee!! polite peanuts!!!
2006-12-10 18:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Good one!
A grasshopper walks into a bar;
The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink name after you.
The grasshopper says, "No kidding! You have a drink named, Kevin"?
2006-12-11 02:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have another Drink maybe the voice will say it's time to go home.
2006-12-11 02:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Mama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke! Loved it.
Thanks for the big laugh. Keep posting these good ones.
2006-12-12 00:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you....one of the funniest jokes i've heard in years.They all don't have to be "off color" do they?
2006-12-11 11:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice..
2006-12-11 02:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ho S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ~ classic one
2006-12-11 03:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! funny and cute!
2006-12-11 02:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by Wori67 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-11 02:43:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
explain
2006-12-11 03:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋